A Little Love

I got really drunk by accident and picked up some woman at a bar. I don't know how we got home, because my car was still at the club. We had wild sex and all I remember is telling her how hot she was and how I wanted to marry her. The next morning I woke up and found out the woman was a dwarf. Not like an average dwarf, but like this Heavy Metal whips and leather kind of dwarf. I mean, is that even a thing? She showered and put her goth makeup looking stuff back on and her leather clothing. It isn't club clothing, she dresses like this all the time. I think she has some sort of website and fans o make money but can't be sure. She was way too happy and I saw on her phone that she is telling everyone that I proposed to her and we are getting married. The neighbor's cats saw her and freaked out at the window. It's weird seeing her drag a chair over to the counter to make a sandwich for herself. My sister called and was all upset that I didn't tell her I had a girlfriend and that I was going to get married. I have no idea how she found out. I didn't go to work today and called in sick trying to figure out what to do. I have such a bad hangover and can't think right. My parents are going to kill me for getting married to a dwarf. I should have not gone out on a weeknight and not gotten drunk. How am I going to finish school if I have this angry leather dwarf for a wife? My life is over.

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Tim Weird July 21, 2020 at 1:25 pm 0 0