[1628] shop lifter
 -  i think that i have a problem, every time i go in macys, pennys, khols i have to shop lift something. maybe cause its so easy to do it and the people at the stores are so stupid and moronic but mostly i think i do it because i know i can get away ...

[1066] expensive restaurant
 -  Last week I took a friend to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. Then I 'took a smoke break' and left him with the bill!

[503] Stole Mascara
 -  I've never shoplifted before, but today i was with two guy friends and I thought it would be cool if i secretly snuck a mascara tube in my bag and surprise them with it later... not only were they not impressed at all, but now the guilt is wearing...

[486] Last night
 -  Last night my friend and I were having girls night and we went to a local pub. So while we are ordering drinks, my friend hands the bartender a 20 and he gives her the change. I'm not paying attention and go about my drinking when my friend pulls ...