All confessions from Other

[1678] woke up
 -  I woke up inside a hospital. I had overworked my heart so much that I fainted. Guess what caused it. I was playing a racing car video game on my Wii and I freaked out when I won first place.

1 week 0 days 2 hours 38 minutes 33 seconds ago
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[1670] hermaphrodit
 -  i am hermaphrodit i have both male and female sex organ i like to have ma to screw me every an see me nude every man he stick his tail between his legs run from me woman want me to srew them. i would like to find on man to screw me

2 weeks 1 day 22 hours 11 minutes 19 seconds ago
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[1668] neighbor girl
 -  this is a story about my self and the neighbor girl.who came to my house to borrow some flour and sugar.my name blabbb i an 39 year old. i live by my self she 16 year old with shoulder lenght brown hair i was cleaning house i heard a knock ai the ...

2 weeks 1 day 23 hours 44 minutes 21 seconds ago
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[1626] drama class
 -   I was in drama class. We were talking about our favorite movie quotes. Mine is from Napoleon Dynamite, so I said it outloud. "Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!" It was then that I discovered the morbidly obese substitute's name ...

4 weeks 2 days 2 hours 27 minutes 41 seconds ago
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[1588] screwed up college
 -  during my softmore year and 1st half of my junior year in college, I did nothing but skip class and fail all of them.... i am in deep shit and have a 0.58 GPA and parents dont know yet, I AM SCREWED!

8 weeks 1 day 20 hours 14 minutes 13 seconds ago
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[1511] Friends
 -  A friend of mine told me that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Umm... thanks?

12 weeks 3 days 1 hour 58 minutes 59 seconds ago
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[1501] Gate #s
 -  Last weekend after my first flight landed very late, I ran as fast as I can sprinting full speed for 10 minutes to catch my next flight. The gate number on my ticket was wrong. It had been changed to one right next to where I had originally pulled...

13 weeks 0 days 2 hours 52 minutes 23 seconds ago
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[1497] Bath
 -  After having my bath last night, I realized that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them.

13 weeks 1 day 2 hours 18 minutes 22 seconds ago
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[1491] haircut
 -  I went to my barber to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet.

13 weeks 4 days 2 hours 57 minutes 24 seconds ago
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[1480] eating
 -  I ate an entire small pizza last night. Why???

13 weeks 6 days 20 hours 36 minutes 33 seconds ago
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