All confessions from Funny

[1690] ha!
 -  this kid that i used to crush on for months that wouldnt go out with me is dating this horibly ugly girl thats like 3 yrs youngr than him!! it is so halarious! ^^

10 hours 13 minutes 49 seconds ago
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[1493] true or false
 -  I write fake sexual confessions on here.

13 weeks 2 days 0 hours 37 minutes 10 seconds ago
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[1272] Cigarette
 -  One time I was at this bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I did not smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarett...

22 weeks 0 days 2 hours 9 minutes 5 seconds ago
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[1164] secret job
 -  me, my guy cousin and my boyfriend were lying in bed, me in the middle. the lights were off and we were watching a movie. I gave my boyfriend a hand job and he came, and my cousin had no idea!!

28 weeks 1 day 8 hours 18 minutes 53 seconds ago
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[1123] dirty candy
 -  Once I was walking my dogs on my lunch break and I saw this fun-size Kit Kat bar on the sidewalk. The wrapper was all dirty and muddy but it hadn't been opened. It looked really old but I was starving so i ate it--it wsan't that bad! Then on the...

30 weeks 2 days 0 hours 28 minutes 17 seconds ago
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[1111] prank
 -  my GF thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. Now I have no eyelashes.

31 weeks 1 day 2 hours 4 minutes 4 seconds ago
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[1102] wee wee
 -  I have to go pee so bad--I am at work--but I can't stop reading this website. I hope I don't piss my pants. If I did, it wouldn't be the first time. Once when I was working on this really difficult project for work (I was working form home), I ...

32 weeks 5 days 20 hours 23 minutes 12 seconds ago
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[1071] Embarrassing
 -  a cat came up to me on the sidewalk so I petted it a little. Then an old man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!"

35 weeks 5 days 0 hours 49 minutes 0 seconds ago
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[972] morning paper
 -  I woke up and went outside to get the morning paper like usual, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe became undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at...

46 weeks 2 days 2 hours 43 minutes 46 seconds ago
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[826] instant message
 -  My friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Techno...

65 weeks 0 days 1 hour 40 minutes 49 seconds ago
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