[532] cucumber
 -  some say cucumber taste better pickled

[490] Roomate
 -  My freshman year there was a guy living in the room right next to mine that started to put on some weight freshman year. When his roommate questioned him about it he obviously lied about it. We then decided to see if we could get him up as high as...

[489] Drinking
 -  I'd been going to this bar for weeks with a fake ID. I would always talk to the cop who worked there, beer in hand. On my birthday, when I turned legal age to drink, I was at the bar and told the cop it was my birthday. He asked me how old I was a...

[488] Pee
 -  I once had to pee so badly while watching a movie at a theatre. I didnt want to miss any parts of the movie. So I peed on the floor and sat somewhere else. Luckily the theatre was almost empty!!

[487] local minister
 -  Back in Highschool during a career day my two friends and I were in the room listening to the local minister. One of my friends slid in his chair making a farting sound. The other friend and I started giggling like a couple of retards quickly brea...